So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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