he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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