I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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