Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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