No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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