I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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