My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
My breasts were aching with rage.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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