do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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