so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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