I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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