my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
She announced her abortion via fbk
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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