She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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