Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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