remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Church boner. Awkwardddd
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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