Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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