I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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