pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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