im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
How many fucks given?
0.12846
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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