TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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