what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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