its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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