The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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