"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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