her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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