have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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