But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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