somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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