You made me cry and you don't even care
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Fuck appropriateness.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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