It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize