You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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