I got chris browned last night
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize