mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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