I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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