what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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