Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
