I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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