I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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