what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Randomize