your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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