She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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