There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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