I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
