My girlfriend figured out who you are.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Randomize
