Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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