His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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