I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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