My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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