Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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