Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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