No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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