I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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