"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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