Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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