first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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