I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
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