Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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