I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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