just come out here and I will go home with you...
Come see our sink grown plant.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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