these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
